The Butler For Your Butt

Have you ever wanted to the bathroom fancy? How about feeling like you've been waited on? Well, here is a fancy decoration for the toilet of any self respecting person with a dream. A dream of sitting on a butler anytime you have to relieve yourself. That's the American dream.

For a small monetary fund you can give the Butt'd Butler as a Christmas gift, birthday, Easter, Memorial day, Veterans day, Labor day and even on regular days. EVERYONE would love to have it, guaranteed (unless they lack humor! Take that humorous humor-less people of the world!). So, if you want to give a wonderful gift, send out the Toilet Seat Butler. It's just in time for the Holidays.

Ronco All Night With Jerky

According to Ronald Reagan, beef is a dish best served jerked. Okay, so Ronald Reagan may not have actually alluded to jerky in his presidential inauguration speech, but he would have. Okay, so he might not have but also jerky is delicious.
If you are like me and you really love beef jerky, then the Ronco Giant Food Dehydrator may be just what the doctor prescribed! Not only does it dehydrate beef, but also turkey, fish, fruits (including watermellons) and also makes yogurt (not dehydrated)! If I had enough money for this, I would order it overnight. I'm telling you, if Jesus wanted to dry out his meats and fruits, he would use the Ronco Giant Food Dehydrator!
Go here and buy one today!
http://www.popeilfamilystore.com/fd10.html